“So, how long have you been together?” a friend asks you.
“I can answer that question but if you ask her, she will never agree with me,” you reply.
Your friend only looks at you in confusion as you kiss the top of her head which was resting on your shoulder. She’s concentrating in reading her newest book and she only nods in affirmation.
You shrug and continue, “Based on my calculations it’s been four months and a half; but if you ask her, she’d probably insist we’ve been together since four years ago.”
She laughs and your friend looks at her, and then asks, “Why? What happened four years ago?”
**Note: This is probably the cheesiest thing I’ve written in my entire life.